Eren becomes a model for Levi’s Jeans. And ends up the butt of way too many jokes in the agency. (SNK Model AU has taken over my life, halp)
"So, what do you think of the new recruits, Levi?"
"Erwin, can I break my contract. I can’t handle all these brats and their raging homones."
"Don’t you mean hormones?"
"No. This shithole is filled with all the homo + hormones, so homo-nes."
Photoshoot with humanity’s top model from this post (SNK Model AU)
"Levi, please stop! This is the fourth time we’ve had to retouch his makeup. Eren’s sweating more than Bertholdt in an underwear photoshoot with Reiner.”
What are you doing here?
Oh, you know, just…playing around.
Thwarting my plans?
Thwarting your plans?
Good. Because that´d be bad.
I´d have to kill you.